snapchatting: romantic playlist for that special someone Bring Me To Life - Evanescence Pitbull just anything by Pitbull Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version) a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
illkim: Making you a mixtape
egberts: teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
My head, my stomach, my mind ugh
poco-loki: emilythesmelly: radagastcalling: filthytricksyhobbitses: the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song BUT YOU CAN TRY
neutralmilk: ‘fat’s not a feeling’ they said ‘you can’t feel fat’ they said ‘why are you coming at me with that knife’ they said
There’s a guy in the library who looks like a really ugly girl.
I want to kill all the niners around me tbh.
Americans: YOU CAN'T SAY SWEAR WORDS ON TELEVISION OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
meanwhile in Norway: welcome to the fucking news
meanwhile in the UK: dick dick balls sex gay tea GAAAAYY I'm taking off my pants on live tv this is family tv!!!
christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
ladyofpurple: officer-peppercorn: queerfactor: pablopicasno: taco cat backwards is still taco cat i don’t know what to do with this information dog food lid backwards is dildo of god i don’t know what to do with this information either
If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:
call you names tell you weird and personal details about myself say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb type in caps a lot. If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and: talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts share funny photos from my tumblr dash actually tell you when i’m upset try to make conversation with you just generally act really silly when I’m in a...
unfollower: no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across
Everyone needs to read this. →
It was published in Feburary 2012, but we really need to address this.
the-angels-have-teslas-at-221b: hetaliagirl104: oflittlenote: hetaliagirl104: This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow. Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. Thanks. Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies...
ozzyosborntodie: can Dora find you a sense of humor
peanutbutterprobs: meladoodle: 14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument its gif~
creeeee: imawanchor: remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus remember vampires suck?