Smile, you're beautiful :)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 06:24:45 -0400

creeeee: imawanchor: remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 06:00:22 -0400

imawanchor:

remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus

remember vampires suck?

emptyformsemptyform: bobby fucking hill this is why the monks...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:51:26 -0400

emptyformsemptyform:

bobby fucking hill

this is why the monks thought he was a reincarnation of a buddha

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Thu, 23 May 2013 05:43:47 -0400

giver-of-armbands:

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:38:36 -0400

giver-of-armbands:

Where did you go on your first date ever?

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:36:26 -0400

Where did you go on your first date ever?

queenmegmasters: jenna said clara and river respect each other...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:35:50 -0400

queenmegmasters:

jenna said clara and river respect each other a lot so that means they’re gonna kiss right

right

wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:35:10 -0400

wckrspgt:

reasons i should be your friend:

my hands are soft i think because people tell me

i probably have a soft face too

i am willing to play with your hair platonically

whenever i eat french fries you can have some

YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO

not all the french fries though

wwworldwide: flash 9 is required to suck my dick

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:34:52 -0400

wwworldwide:

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

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Thu, 23 May 2013 05:33:40 -0400

clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:32:49 -0400

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

NSFW ASKS

Thu, 23 May 2013 05:26:47 -0400

1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?

10knotes: The accuracy of this gifset frustrates me.

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:00:26 -0400

10knotes:

The accuracy of this gifset frustrates me.

nitemarephantom: #omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:00:20 -0400

nitemarephantom:

#omg their reactions tho i mean krum is like fuck yeah and fleur is all yeah bitches who else but me!?! and then there’s cedric who’s like well duh i’m pretty and then harry is like fuck why is it always me

#fuck #just one year #can I just have one year of peace

grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:25 -0400

grouprojects:

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

brutu: theres so many kitkats ive never had im crying

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:25 -0400

brutu:

theres so many kitkats ive never had im crying

glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:00:24 -0400

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I should be back around 3am.

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:27:25 -0400

I should be back around 3am.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:26:19 -0400

If I was a guy for a day,

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:20:42 -0400

thecolorplaid:

I would:

Masturbate.

Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.

Walk around the house naked.

Pee behind a building.

Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.

Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”

Stare at my penis.

Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not